Saints Row games have always included crazy and hilarious achievements and it looks like Saints Row: The Third will only be taking things a step further.
Dead Presidents (10) – Complete ‘When Good Heists…’.
The Welcome Wagon (15) – Complete ‘I’m Free – Free Falling’.
We’re Takin’ Over (20) – Complete ‘We’ve Only Just Begun’.
Tower Defense (20) – Complete Act 1 in one way.
Kuh, Boom. (20) – Complete Act 1 in another way.
Gotta Break Em In (25) – Complete ‘The Ho Boat’.
I Heart Nyte Blayde (25) – Complete ‘STAG Party’.
kill-deckers.exe (25) – Complete ‘http://deckers.die’.
Titanic Effort (40) – Complete Act 2.
Once Bitten… Braaaaaaains (25) – Complete ‘Zombie Attack’.
Murderbrawl 31 (25) – Complete ‘Murderbrawl XXXI’.
Mr. Fury Would Be Proud (30) – Complete Act 3 in one way.
Gangstas… In Space! (30) – Complete Act 3 in another way.
Hanging With Mr. Pierce (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.
Mourning Stars (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
Hack the Planet (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
You’re the Best… (25) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.
Bright Lights, Big City (80) – Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.
Ouch. (20) – Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Tune In, Drop Off (20) – Complete all instances of Trafficking.
And Boom Goes the Dynamite (20) – Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
Fence Killa 2011 (20) – Complete all instances of Mayhem.
Your Backseat Smells Funny (20) – Complete all instances of Escort.
Double Dose of Pimping (20) – Complete all instances of Snatch.
Porkchop Sandwiches (20) – Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
Go Into the Light (20) – Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Tank You Very Much (20) – Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
Have A Reality Climax (20) – Complete all instances of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Everything is Permitted (10) – Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.
Hi-Jack It (10) – Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.
Getting the Goods (10) – Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Life of the Party (20) – Find 100% of all Collectibles.
Shake and Bake (10) – Complete your first Challenge.
You’re My Hero! (30) – Complete ALL Challenges.
Ow My Balls! (10) – Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Gender Equality (10) – Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
Bo-Duke-En (10) – Hijack 50 vehicles – Dukes style.
Love/Hate Relationship (10) – Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.
Gellin’ Like Magellan (20) – Explore every hood in Steelport.
Who Loves Ya Baby (10) – Kill 50 brutes.
A Better Person (15) – Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Haters Gonna Hate (15) – Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Cowboy Up (10) – Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Pimped Out Pad (10) – Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Flash the Pan (10) – Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.
Third and 30 (40) – Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Jumped In (10) – Create and share a character online.
Opulence, You Has It (20) – Complete ‘Party Time’.
Stay Classy Steelport (10) – Kill 25 Gang Members each with ‘the Penetrator’ AND the Fart in a Jar.
The American Dream (10) – Customize 10 vehicles.
Achievements like “Ow my balls!” are the perfect explanation for Saints Row. The “Once Bitten… Braaaaaaains” and “Murderbrawl 31” achievements hint at some very promising and entertaining content, which the series is well-known for. Besides that, you have your standard activities returning (ex: insurance fraud) along with a few new ones that will no doubt be disastrous for Steelport and its inhabitants.
Saints Row: The Third comes out November 15th on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC.
