In slightly more bizarre news today, one hardened Call of Duty gamer rates himself so highly that he has put his services up for hire at a mere £10-an-hour.
The sharp-shooter is offering unfortunate less skilled gamers the chance to procure his firepower in a host of 360 titles which include Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty Black Ops, Halo Reach, Battlefield 3 and Battlefield Bad Company 2.
The player – TobySmith – promises in an online ad: “I will be by your side the entire time and will fight for you, keeping enemies away from you, protecting you when you snipe, even SACRIFICING MY LIFE to save yours. This is 1/2 hour of GAME TIME, meaning time taken to join a game won’t be included”
His advert can be seen here on fivesquids:
http://www.fivesquids.co.uk/Technology/2622/take-bullets-for-you-for-half-an-hour
If anyone has been gullible enough (or if you really are that bad at first person shooters) that you’ve actually acquired the services of TobySmith, then please do drop us a comment below and tell us if he was worth your cold hard cash.
